I have this habit of writing things down that I find funny. I found this piece of scratch paper that I had jotted a few things on when my Uncle was in town, I hope you find him as funny as I do!
Uncle: [Uncle puts my grandma's glasses on] LOOK! My big head stretched it!
[Puts it down] Let's just leave that there....
Uncle: Oh no, Koda just barfed...
-Do you want me to describe it to you? It looks like pizza
-At least he had the courtesy to turn away from me and do it
-Thank you Koda
Koda: [Bark and growl]
Uncle: ATTACK!! ATTACK!!
Uncle: Leopards are yellow and black
Me: No they're not, they're brown and black
Uncle: Really?? Maybe I read too much comic books